The Ikea catalogue is not a catalogue, it’s Mein Kampf, it’s The Communist Manifesto, its propaganda. Right, before you get your vagina in a bunch, I’m not saying it actually has fa.

Image via Wikipedia I’d like to talk to you about girls. Girls and a friend of mine. For his sake lets call him Clive. Clive is a lovely young man, he’s cultured, intelligent, funny, wel.

I’ve just always wondered what the difference was. Posted via email from Operation Margarine

This first line should start with “because” shouldn’t it? And I tried to do that, but the ensuing sentence was so long and involved that it somewhat ran out of steam. Hence I chose.

Image via Wikipedia I loathe pie charts. In a really profound way. They’re just very awful — they’re not even good at what they’re supposed to do. I can’t tell which se.

Mandeville and Wenlock. They’re good names at least. Strong and British, if not entirely conventional. And do you know what, they’re not awful, aesthetically, I think they’re prett.

If you want to spend 59p to find out what you’ll look like when you’re old — Aging Booth is exactly what you’re after. It’s probably not as technical as it first might .