Via Flickr creative commons Punishing aspiration. We’ve all heard that a lot recently right? Ever since the Lib-Con government spliced its way into power it seems to have been somewhat of a mant.

Anne Milton, the new public health minister, that heavyweight ministerial position that neither you nor I knew existed until she decided to say something nonsensical this morning, has decided t.

It’s a broadly accepted fact that Michael Gove is a twat. The problem is, the best salesmen tend to be. That’s why it’s vital we don’t swallow Gove’s shit-sandwich about.

Something deep under the the Mexican gulf went pop and all of a sudden thousands of barrels of oil were spewing into the sea. And. That. Was. Shit. BP were slow to respond as they wrangled with Transo.

Image via Wikipedia Barely two weeks into the this new government and we’ve got our first dose of scandal. And what’s more it’s a sex scandal. You’re probably about as s.

Image via Wikipedia Protesters don’t do themselves any favour sometimes. Nothing undermines the point you’re trying to make like juggling while you’re doing it. The other day .

1. Community and local government secretary Eric Pickles’ BMI is equal to that of the entire rest of the cabinet put together. 2. Children schools and families minister Michael Gove has an ent.